Goth space fairies aren’t bad space fairies. But, they sometimes do bad things.
It would be the very last thing you’d do. To anger a goth space fairy when her wand is alight.
Goth space fairies are not a race of fairies, more a subculture. You’d think that over the billions of billions of years (that’s a billion with a billion zeros) that there’d be an evolution of fairies.
I.e. primitive, simple, cave dwelling, rock bashing fairies to hyper civilised and ultra intelligent fairies with off shoots and dead ends to an evolutionary tree.
Not so.
There are, for sure, primitive fairies only just now crawling out of the mud and peak pinnacle, hyper-evolved fairies, but they all exist at the same time. The same space fairy time. (My time, here, and your time, there, dear reader, are not in any way connected.)
Goth space fairies, though they look to our eyes like the rebellious, punk, death worshipping goths, with Doc Martins, black and purple clothes and silver jewellery, smoking fags and moaning about shit. However, they’re just one of those coincidences that happen with infinite time.
Of course, not all goth space fairies wear black. Some, wear white. I think they’re ghost goth space fairies. But, it’s difficult to get a straight answer out of them. Their conversation, always, always leaves me more puzzled.
