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Origins

Being timeless, dimensionless, locationless, non-corporeal entities. You should ask where space fairies came from. They are, after all, utterly different from anything we understand.

Simply, they are from another universe. First, I’ll explain multiverses…


“Go ask Alice, when she’s ten billion light years tall.”

During the Big Bang, space itself expanded faster than the speed of light, creating bubbles of space-time that eventually became separate universes. One of which we are at home. The others are a little different. Though they are all connected through black hole singularities. Like how bubbles are connected in the foam of your beer.

Out of the millions of billions of zillions of possible universes where matter is a tad different. Where the speed of light is slower or a little bit faster. Where our current understanding of physics varies this way or that. Where E=mc² and all the other equations are a little odd, to our eyes, to our brains and where it would be impossible for our bodies to exist at all — the wrong sort of matter. Our atoms: little itty bitty particles and that fussy Higgs field that gives everything, that needs it, weight. None of the atoms in our comfy slippers fits anywhere but within our particular Goldilocks universe.

No, they’re not from there. Not from any of those universes. Though, they were there, at the Big Bang. Our Big Bang. Shaping, guiding, gardening.

Space fairies are from one of the impossible, incomprehensible, bonkers universes. One of those infinite universes we simply cannot even imagine. Where there is no energy, nor matter. No light, nor time. Where our E=mc² is zero=zero x zero². Where all our clever equations are a jumble of rubbish.

There, they are at home. In their comfy slippers.

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Spells

Space fairy spells are complicated and can last fractions of a fraction of a fraction of a second or millions of billions of years. Either the conjure and/or the cast. That is, to say, a spell may be nearly instantly conjured up and cast over a very, very long time, or vice versa.

To these eyes, they contain shapes, mathematics and much determined passion. Of course, there is much more.

Fairy space school, space maths and being distracted by a random fairy orb

I find space maths difficult and I’m often distracted.

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Beginning

At times, during this assignment, I found my head exploding, like a really big inhalation of poppers.

The very beginning of the universe

No, not from actual amyl nitrate mixing in from my air supply, but from the sheer mind exploding facts, right here, in front of my eyes. Like fireworks, inside my eyes. Like hot and cold flushes bursting through my heart. Like everything I remember, my dogs, my children, my house and the overgrown lawn and market stall on a rainy Tuesday. Bursting into their constituent molecules, atoms, electrons and the insty bity bits that they’re made of, too, bursting into yet more insty wincy bity bits. And for those utterly tiny, utterly insignificant subatomic particles: muons, gluons, leptons to be here, every single one, now, being forged, cast, moulded, hammered, conjured into existence.

Each and every one. Of my dogs, my children, my lawn, the single raindrop on top of my market stall. Everything we see today, planets, stars, galaxies, is squashed into an even smaller size than a fraction of a fraction of a billionth of an atom. Here, in this fraction of a fraction of a billionth of a second, space fairies are hard at work bringing order to the universe.

I swallow and think, “no shame in being freaked out.”
This is the start of the universe, my universe, after all.

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Death

It’s time we talked about death. Happens to all of us. For some, more times than we can count.

The explosive annihilation of your witch photographer, somewhere, in deepest darkest outer space

Written into a witch photographer’s covenant are the many forms of death available. From a simple 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 to the ghastly 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭. Oddly, 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘺 is, as well, in the list. (I, nor anyone I have spoken to, has heard of such.)

Also listed are the get better protocols. Which relies on how fast and how much the local recovery teams, recover. For instance, being scared to death by a ghost saying boo at a calculated inopportune moment is an easy ??? ??????. Your corpse is easily found and complete. Getting burned, eaten and your bones spat out by a dragon is more complicated, and recovery teams definitely have issues picking through troll regurgitation for your parts.

But, out in cold, deep, outer space, the space fairy 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 is stranger. Zipping around at FTL speeds, it is impossible to handbrake turn to avoid hot blue supergiant stars, which burn, frazzle and fry—without any remains for recovery. Black hole spaghettification, burst apart by supernovae—all impossible for the usual 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 recovery teams.

So, space fairies have devised re-runs, do-overs, replays. You are returned to yesterday, or fast-forwarded to tomorrow. Still with the ripping pain memory of your love potatoes being stretched to infinity. Still with the disturbing déjà vu of utter atomic annihilation. And the photographs, of course.